Billions and billions of bandits, now calling themselves the Children of the Vault. self to Blake and had me turned into a freaking gun based on freaking Tediore firmware. Demoted to Extra: So Rhys handed my A.I.Second of all, if I were a villain, preferably of a hit million-dollar-worthy franchise beloved by many, then YES, I think I'd be pretty popular. Breakout Villain: Ok, first of all: Not a Villain.Berserk Button: BANDITS! And anyone who calls me "John".But never to myself! THIS IS NOT AN EXAMPLE!! Believing Their Own Lies: Well, I lie.After I killed him I used it to pretend I was an evil version of myself. Now I make do with this little stapler thingy on my mask. She and I had a good business relationship before I got promoted to head of Hyperion, I gotta watch after my own team after all. Just ask Athena, Nisha, Wilhelm, Claptra- Uh, actually you know what, just Athena. Bad Boss: Someone's itchin' to get strangled.When you're the head of Hyperion, you keep the best gadgets for yourself! Arm Cannon: Oh yeah, my wrist-mounted blasters! I like to think they're a hell of a lot classier than any of the guns I actually sell."Borderline Personality Disorder" ? What kind of crackpot hack came up with that? Ambiguous Disorder: "Disorder"? What are you talking about? Let me read that.FYI, it was Rhys who destroyed Helios, 'Kiddo'.Is a Crapshoot: One of my followers decided to make one of these based on me, who then went on to DESTROY MY MOON BASE!! *NO ONE* DESTROYS MY MOON BASE!!! Oh! Maybe you were talking about my grandma? Yeah, she was totally the worst.Abusive Parents: I was protecting my Angel! It's a bandit smear campaign! Emphasis on "smear".Some basic crap you need to know about me Wait, what the hell? That psycho bandit who can't stop talking about riding bikes made of meat got a page here too? And the rest of you better get to work on fixing this page up! And make it sound like me! There's a difference.Īnd by the way, to whoever the hell took so damn long to make this freakin' page, I'd like to see you in my office. My name isn't John, no matter who says it - try it, and you're gonna find yourself strangled. I was gonna put up my own little backstory here, but there's, ah, not much to really talk about.
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Not for those morons living in Sanctuary who prefer getting by on the skin of their teeth rather than try and join society like other normal folk would. The only reason I'm doing it is to try and find the vault in order to make sure that Pandora's safe. Ignore those rumors about me tapping into the planet to awaken some unholy Eridian terror, those are just lies being spread by filthy bandits trying to discredit my efforts. You see, I've got a simple goal - to make Pandora a better place. Which, I gotta admit, is a pretty damn amazing thing to look at. I thought it was high time I finally decided to grace this site with my own person. Hey there kiddos, Handsome Jack here! Savior of Pandora, bringer of civilization, all that crap.